Summary: Jared is a big gay celebrity gossip blogger. Jensen is the biggest straightest action star in Hollywood. Boysex ensues.
Comments: Oh gosh, this is so crack-y and so wonderful. Their relationship is ridiculous and fabulous, gay boy!Jared is just too much. And I loved every single second of it.
Summary: Jared hires the best fitness coach in town to get him in shape for his break-out movie - and gets much more than his money’s worth!
Comments: Ugh, this is so hot and fun and perfect and awesome and my vocab sucks but you get the idea.
Summary: A trained monkey could do Jensen’s job. Seriously, it’s that easy. He gets through the day by trolling the web, napping, and coming up with creative ways to sneak out early. When the company decides to hire a masseuse to come into the office, Jensen figures it’ll just be another perk of the job. Turns out he was right.
Comments: FAVORITE. I love everything about Jensen in this and ngh the boy sex is so awesome and masseuse!Jared is one of my favorite Jareds and just go read this now.
Summary: Cynical Waiter Jensen serves Serial Dater Jared’s row of first dates.
Comments: as;ldkjfsdfk This is so cute! I love their dynamic.
Summary: Jared’s a philandering CEO and Jensen’s his overworked assistant – that is, until Jared decides he needs to improve his image by having a serious relationship and chooses Jensen to be his fake boyfriend. But Jensen’s a little in love with Jared and Jared has ideas of his own, and pretty soon no one is certain what’s fake and what’s real anymore. Featuring dancing, denial, a lot of inappropriate work behavior, and an infamous office holiday party.
Comments: So good! The boys are sure everything they’re doing is for show and then feelings get involved and they go to London together for a conference and they have sexy times and ugh, this is wonderful.
Summary: Jared’s eighteen and in his senior year at a private school in San Francisco. He’s coasting pretty on his parents generous school donations—until his seventh period Physics teacher gets replaced with the maddening, infuriating, gorgeous Mr. Ackles. Jared’s gotten by all his life on his money and his charm, but Mr. Ackles seems to think he needs some… lessons in self-control. The journey their relationship eventually takes them on turns out to be far more than either of them ever bargained for. Toppy!Teacher!Jensen in glasses and Student!Jared in private school uniform included!
Comments: If any of you haven’t read this.. then I don’t know what you’ve been doing. THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST/PORNIEST/PLOTT-IEST/PERFECT THING I’VE EVER READ. Just go read it. Go read it right now. And make sure you check out the masterpost because there are a couple of Jensen POVs, timestamps, and other random little nuggets of perfectness. The homework!verse is flawless and I don’t ever want it to end.
Summary: After publishing a few dime store paperbacks and one novel that scored decent critical success, Jensen’s in a bit of a rut. He’s got an editor breathing down his neck, an overdue novel that needs to be written, and a weeklong workshop to lead on beating writer’s block. To top it off, he has a vicarious one-night stand, and now the guy keeps showing up all over the place. It turns out that a little petty larceny, a car crash, and possible blackmail—all in the name of fun—might be exactly what he needs to kick-start his writing again.
Comments: GUYS GUYS GUYS. This is so lovely and ugh the ending I can’t handle it. There are so many nudges to SPN (Misha wears a trenchcoat. !!!!!!!!!) and I just really love the progression of the whole thing.
Summary: In which there is phonesex, blackmail and drama.
Comments: Jensen is trying to blackmail Jared and when he finds out that Jared works for a phone sex line he figures that recording him would be the best way to do that. Except Jensen ends up getting off on it and GUH best fic ever. There’s ton of awesome porn and an interesting plot to go with it. GO READ.
Summary: Jared is unemployed and addicted to the Home Shopping Network; Jensen works for UPS.
Comments: Another favorite. Jensen ends up delivering the crazy amount of things Jared has ordered and ugh this is such a fun little story.
Summary: July 7, 2008 at 2 a.m. in the morning a comet will hit Earth, destroying all human life. Humanity gets 54 hours to prepare and chaos ensues. A chance encounter has straight architect Jared Padalecki saving the life of deeply closeted movie star Jensen Ackles. The unlikely couple cling to each other during what they think will be their last days on earth, but what happens to the relationship they built when the world doesn’t end after all?
Comments: Ngh, best thing ever. The intensity of their relationship before the apocalypse and the aftermath when the world doesn’t actually end. I just. So good.